What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.
"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"
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