What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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Random Words:
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(adj) Ridiculously expensive
Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of ..
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half straight, half gay; synonym for bisexual
Bill: Hey John. I didn't know Stacey is a homohalfian.
John: A what?
Bill: Ya know..
