Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Quizroach

1. A dashing young romeo of the insect genus who takes pleasure in scrambling words and poking the lady's. That quizroach is a smart ..

Playtex

1. a type of comdom. considered more pleasurable. condom i used a playtex condom. See Aysha 2. a brand of condoms. considered more ..

Gibbstown

1. A small town in South Jersey where the girls are easy; yet half the guys are virgins. There's nothing to do in Gibbstown but smoke..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lazy Lube Edit Meaning