What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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Derived from the meat product of a cow, and The ancient Middle-Eastern Tradition of Smoking Shisha. This term applies to the new tradit..
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The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
Man: I honestly don't care..
