What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on
1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
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When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
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The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.
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