Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Valspar

1. 1. To drop a gigantic shit 2. To ruin someones night, metaphorically, shitting on someone 1. Bill: dude i just valsparred in your toi..

Nigger Bills

1. Food Stamps i paid my taxes so all those poor fuckers could get their nigger bills See poor, nigger, black, food, stamp, obama..

Unshine

1. Sunshine which doesn't do shit to warm you up, found particularly in colder climates. I'm freezingmy nuts off in this unshine..

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