Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Opening The Dill Door

1. Having rectal relations with a man! Cole "Hey there hot stuff!" Erantz "My dilldoor is open and gaping!" Cole &qu..

Vaginaing

1. 1. The rubbing of two or more vaginas together at any one time for sexual pleasure. I want to vagina you on a desert road to nowhere, b..

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a surprised face with his paws up police man: stick em up face: ()(O.O)(") See lol, rofl, uh oh, okay, whateer its a bear this (&q..

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