Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?


1.

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time


64

Random Words:

1. a word discribing a disorder when your anal glands produce too much hair and it clogs up your anus. Bobby can't take a shit becaus..
1. 1, A lesbian woman with considerable sexual experience and an active willingness to explore offbeat sexual activities, often using sly a..
1. some one who eats there own cum or sucks at life jetcock: man i would hate to be a w3b stinks: yea i that would suck as hard as walt ..