Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

W40k

1. The tabletop game developed by Games Workshop in which players compete with miniature armies set in the 41st millenium. Players build u..

Xinlicious

1. The quality of being both calm and irresistible to women. "Hey dude, Did you see the way Paul walked right up to those honies?"..

Kanaba

1. The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old sumarian: "th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lazy Lube Edit Meaning