Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

10 Donkeys Punching

1. A second rate Network 54 forum. (dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise) "I am quite sup..

W.a.m.f.

1. Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz! See white, ass, mother, fucker..

Hydrosyphillis

1. the contraction of an STDduring unprotected swimming i was out taking a waterbog when i contracted hydrosyphillis See std, sti, yeast,..

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