What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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when someone sends a short word txt to you even though u have free txt
sent: im sorry i cnt go out 2day i have 2 work
recieved: o
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When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)
Tom: What..
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an easy life, a pleasant place to work or stay
Who said that retirement is a bed of roses?..
