What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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Proper wasteman batty
someone nobody respects
a gentleman who is too kind to the africans and doesnt care about personal appearence
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an asshole whom states the obvious to be one of annoyance.
when it's a cold day and someone reminds one of just how cold it may be..
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Crazy, uncontrollable of your thoughts, and feeling down
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