Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

W.o.w!

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Xzerper

1. A huge fucking liar "Stop being a fucking Xzerper all the time." See xzerper, liar, retard, bumblebee, tumor..

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