What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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A quaint little euphamism for a heroin injection.
<i>"Yo homie, you wanna double dose?"
"Nah fool, I got train tr..
