Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Vwam

1. the noise supplied by a mouth when imitating the musical form commonly referred to as dubstep. Jamie Osman on Rusko: " vwam, vwam..

Parlait

1. 1. Beer Pongmove: To get two balls in the same cup with one ball all ready sunk in said cup. The ball is NOT pulled out. Verb 2. Doing ..

Nucklet

1. Common drunkenmisspelling of the surname of rock icon and legend Jeff Buckley. Will actually produce results for said artist when Googl..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lazy Lube Edit Meaning