Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Unbeugsam

1. 1. Some kind of pirate 2. Used to describe a man of many words Arr, that fellow be saying he be an Unbeugsam! Dude, like that guy, is..

Licor Beirão

1. Portugal's version of NyQuil, except that it actually IS considered a liquor. So you DO have to be old enough to purchase it. A li..

Parkbandit

1. An all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida. ParkBandit is an all around nice guy, great father, and wonde..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lazy Lube Edit Meaning