Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Noche

1. v. To poke, prod, or fingerprint someone else's belongings Do not noche my car, you bunyock. See touch, poke, prod, feel..

50 Pounds

1. A person who bends over, thus offering themself to another. If you were to see someone in a supermarket who is bending over to pick som..

Non-truther

1. someone who does not tell the truth. A liar! You're a non-truther! See liar, fibber..

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