What is Lazy Lube?
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When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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When you're so ridiculously tired, you can't even bring yourself to prepare for sleep.
I want to shower before bed, but I&apo..
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just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.
i just ..
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To fail. Usually in result to a poorly thought out plan. Can be used in conjunction with "dropped".
"Tim dropped a Donke..
