Lazy Lube

What is Lazy Lube?

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

See cream, gellin', spank the monkey, tea time

Eyegrain

1. An Ophthalmic Migraine. An Ophthalmic Migraine occurs when zig-zag lines or "heat waves" show up near the center of one's..

Elva

1. An Elva is a small person with big ideas. Generally responsible and good to be around. Cheese is a favorite for them along with bread, m..

Quiet Rofl

1. An orgasm. OMG that made me quiet rofl!! See rofl, quiet, orgasm, omg, lol 1. An orgasm. OMG that made me quiet rofl!! See rofl, q..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lazy Lube Edit Meaning