Lazy Nard

What is Lazy Nard?

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This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.

Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.

Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?

Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.

See nard, nut, twig and berries, sex, tucker, testicle
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