Lazy Ninja

What is Lazy Ninja?


1.

Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.

"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"

See lazy, ninja, ups, delivery, stealth

2.

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

See lazy, ninja, sleeping, fat, sneaky


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