Lazy Peanut

What is Lazy Peanut?


1.

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

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