What is Lazy Penis?
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a penis which connot be bothered
*wont have sex
*cant get erect
*sighs alot
*takes up smoking
*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"
"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
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An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is..
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almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat
John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry
See twat, twater-berry..