Lazy Rape

What is Lazy Rape?


1.

To rape the first person you see to avoid the hassle of raping an attractive person

Karl: what did you do last night Andy?

Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.

KArl:What was she like?

Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes

See rape, lazy, fisting, filching, portsmouth


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