Lazy River

What is Lazy River?


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When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.

Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.

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