What is Lazy Salamander?
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A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.
"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."
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Its when a man takes his little friend and sticks it in mommys tummy. Then the little friend sneezes milk in her tummy.
She says yah. a..
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A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits ..
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An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.
Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now...
