Lazy Sperm

What is Lazy Sperm?

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.

If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

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