Lazy Susan

What is Lazy Susan?


1.

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?

See table, barbeque, carrot, dips, drinks

2.

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!

See vagina, goatee, beard, bad, shaving

3.

Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.

I am going to Lazy Susan the Bronson twins.

See fun dip, 69, whirly gig

4.

When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge

I was so tired last night so after I blew it in my lady I gave her a lazy susan

See pissing, fucking, cumming, in utero, awesome, funny, halarious

5.

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

See quadriplegic, flatline

6.

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

See lazy, susan, shit, dump, bathroom

7.

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

See lazy, susan, tea, bag


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