Lazy Volcano

What is Lazy Volcano?


1.

The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.

"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."

See lazy, volcano, jizz, masturbation, hilarious, skeet


26

Random Words:

1. A common bloke you use as arm candy when no one else is available. Can't be called anything hotter than cute. Just a plainaverage b..
1. Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase) Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes...
1. Denotes a person that behaves in an extremely arrogant way and having the tendency to portray unnecessary violence at times. Referring a..