What is Lazy Volcano?
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The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.
"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."
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Anything that Zoya Touches or is like Zoya
"A Zoyalicious day is a happy day"
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An alcoholic drink consisting of at least 1 shot of every hard liquor mixed with lemon juice.
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