What is Lazy Volcano?
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The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.
"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."
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These are skills, particularly in football, which are owned by someone who is keen to show them off and get themselves noticed.
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Walking up to your friend's door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. This is often because you're both lame ..
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oh my god i cant beleive you just did that!
*someone slaps you*
"omgicbujdt :O"
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