Lazy-ass Edit Meaning

1. (Idiom) followed by a wish for the future. One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler m..

1. to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late. dude i think i got haslamed last night thi..

1. The date when everyone started liking Michael Jackson and thinking of him as a musical genius even though 24 hours ago everybody thought..