Lazybian

What is Lazybian?


1.

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.

She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.

See motherfaker


26

Random Words:

1. Commonly referring to a person or thing that can only be defined as a 'fat-fuck muffin.' May also refer to a streetwalker who ..
1. the amazingforum that makes the NDC look even more of a shathole. but we don't need the forum to do that. fupa guy 1: hey, wanna ..
1. A prehistoric prick. Bigger and meaner then your more modern day prick. "You are totally a prick, in fact, you're a prickazo..