Lazybian

What is Lazybian?


1.

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.

She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.

See motherfaker


26

Random Words:

1. The best kind of cheese out there. Mozzerella owns american, swiss, munster, bleu, cheddar, gueda, fumunda, and of course cottage...
1. The largest Arabian city in which they skin cows every Sunday evening after the tribitual consumption of cananafo ('cookie-dough&ap..
1. fake joke artist, fake weed smoker, doesn't know what chill is, nerd to the extreme, Suhkram Jr...