Lazybian

What is Lazybian?


1.

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.

She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.

See motherfaker


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