Lbd Edit Meaning

1.

Lesbian Bed Death.

"First it dries up, then it shrivels up, then it closes up, then it disappears. Poof."

-Queer as Folk

Lesbian: Ever since my partner gave birth, we've been having troubles with our sex life.

Gay man: Uh oh, looks like someone's experiencing LBD.

Lesbian: Dude, shut up.

See lesbian, bed, death, lbd, sex

2.

close in meaning to it's cousin, the SBD silent but deadly fart, this one means Loud but deadly, for those double whammy's that are both loud AND deadly.

when my boyfriend ripped an LBD at the restaurant, i knew it was time to make him an Ex.

See fart, sbd, loud, deadly, noxious

3.

Lesbian By Default.

<N> - A woman who is so butch or so ugly, she is automatically a lesbian. This is due to the fact that no sane man would have her as his partner.

Dude, check out that nasty-looking chick over there. She's definitely a LBD.

See lesbo, phat, ugly, beastish, fat

4.

A lower body disaster. Female who appears attractive from the waist up but is a catastrophe from the waist down.

Bro 1: "dude, that chick looked hot boobs up but she was a LBD"

Bro 2: "LBD?"

Bro 1: "Yeah, a lower body disaster, ughhh"

See lbd, badonkadonk, jello, chickenhead

5.

LBD. Little Bitch Disorder. A syndrome occurring in teenage males who complain about little things that usually wouldn't phase them. Things that could set off LBD include video games, sporting events, friends, and poker.

Tubby- Gar, I got your two pair beat. Trip 7s.

Garrett- FUCK YOU TUBBY! YOU RIVER CATCHING CUNT!

James-(shocked) Damn Gar, your LBD is pretty bad today.

See bitch, trick, cunt, asshole

6.

L= Link it

B= Bash it

D= Dash it

It means your going to go out with them. then shag them. then dump then. Simple.

Ah i'm gonna LBD that!

See ghetto, superstar, lbd, link, bash

7.

LBD - (el-bee-dee)-1. a pro-noun - a name for one who cries uncontrolibly while throwing tempertantrums, usually caused from the breakup of a fat-beesh.

-2. LBD, an acronym for Little Baby Deich, One of the founding members of Fat Life.

-3. LBD, verb. one who crys a way out of a situation.

ex. But I dont want to go...I dont feel good...I think i'll just LBD it tonight.

-4. LBD, ones whos motto's include, Old enough to pee, old enough for D... 08 or 80...are the only girls I go out with. Grass on the field! play ball!

1. Mike was being an LBD, one Sunday afternoon when his Fat-Beesh did not return his phone call, he cried more than a Gold Digger who signed a prenupt.

2. Max says,"hey guys I hear someone crying in the restroom better check it out".

Shawn says,"Don't worry max, its just LBD, someone get the midol and scubba gear, im going in".

See lbd, morose, cry baby