What is Lbm?
1.
LBM is an acronym standing for
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.
<Eric> "Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
--> Littlebigman has joined #hbo
<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<Littlebigman> yah
<amaroq> thank god
See
2.
1.) To constantly talk about things you have no concept of.
2.) To be annoying and irritating right out of the box.
LBM...we don't care. No, we really don't care. In fact, I never want to hear you mention your girl problems ever again.
3.
LBM is an irritating Teenage Soap Opera. Constantly complaining about his/her/its tummy, and non-existant girl problems, you can find LBM in his/her/its natural habitat of Victoria Secret, sniffing the bras.
LBM: It involved hands under things...
STL:STFU LBM
Eric: We told you to stop giving guys hand jobs!
4.
Too have many girl problems that are actually fake, and made up to make you look cool. IE: A wanna-be pimp. Very close in annoyance to
"Hes just a little LBM, he'll never have any girls."
5.
n. Someone who is annoying, and constantly talks about stuff which noone evens cares about.
v. To discuss a subject which everyone in the room finds extremely annoying and no one cares about
1. God, you frigging LBM. Just shut up.
2. Don't mind him, he's LBM'ing.
6.
LBM:(ell-bee-emm) Pronounced...dipshit, LBM is the apitamy of dumb, Compared to a snales race LBM's GPA is even staggeringly slow
LBM:(who-gives-a-shit?) The social outcast of the irc Homelan and Subnova (not to meantion countless others) servers.
LBM:(El-Moronus-De-Fagus) To be without female companionship, and lacking of any sign of the X Chromosome, see
also see
<Littlebigman> its so awkward when watching a movie with nudity with your mom..
<haveblue> why do you have nude movies of your mom
<Littlebigman> err
<Littlebigman> i meant watching a movie with your mom that has nudity.
<Eric> ....
<Eric> yeah, okay, sure
<Eric> whatever
<Eric> but thats getting bashed. then I'm emailing your mom the quote number
<Littlebigman> it was American Wedding
<Eric> sure
<Eric> your mom will know you have movies of her naked now.
<Littlebigman> what, it was :-P
<Eric> ....
<Littlebigman> crap that was delayed
7.
Mildly annoying teeanager.
............................likes pain
* SFLegend climbs into a tank, whittles down LBM|ph00d's health with the machine gun then finishes him with a tank round under his feet, Watch LBM|ph00d Fly, boy.
