L.d.s.

What is L.d.s.?


1.

Little Dick Syndrome. When a man has Napoleon syndrome - he has a small dick, therefore, he has to make up for it by being an asshole.

He always treats girls like crap...he's got L.D.S.

See little dick

2.

Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.

Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.

See sex, sexual positions, congrats, high five, dick


8

Random Words:

1. When engaging in a pleasant and jovial jaunt in an automobile with friends, one "rides Rico" by hanging off the back bumper (u..
1. What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period. Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burr..
1. This is an acronym for the phrase "A Mouth Is A Mouth". It is used when getting a blow job from someone either extremely ugly ..