L.d.s.

What is L.d.s.?


1.

Little Dick Syndrome. When a man has Napoleon syndrome - he has a small dick, therefore, he has to make up for it by being an asshole.

He always treats girls like crap...he's got L.D.S.

See little dick

2.

Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.

Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.

See sex, sexual positions, congrats, high five, dick


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