Lead-on

What is Lead-on?


1.

An action or saying, usually done by a female, that's supposed to hint to a guy to 'make a move' or 'ask me out'.

Sometimes guys will see "signs" that are not meant to lead them on, then the guy acts on it, the girl is weirded out, and the friendship is affected forever.

Other times guys are, apparently, oblivious to signs that girls make, which frustrates the girl. Sometimes she's frustrated to the point that she'll just forget about him and move on.

Joe: I'll never find the right girl.

Jane: Sometimes they're right under your nose, and you've known them all along.

Joe: Where am I gonna find a girl like that?

Jane: Uggh! Forget it!

Joe: Huh?

2.

Usually a gorgeous teenage girl, That has everything you ever wanted, Goes out on dates with you, Kiss's you, holds your hand and looks into your eyes, says very meaningfull things to you, then you wake up the next day exited to talk to that person... only to found out STAB STAB they wanna be your freind, Most of the time the reason is they have found another cock to suck, but in some odd cases, they are just retarded.

Me: Hey hun, How are you today

Girl:Hey im awsome thanks babe, today was the best i love you so much

Next day

Me:Hey Gorgeous how are you

Girl:Um hi... im ok... listen ive been thinking, maybe we should be freinds

Me: O_o fuck you whore *sigh* i was lead-on again :(

See lead on, leading on, lead, whore, slut

3.

A guy (usually a teenager) that actually WANTS to be lead on by girls without ever actually going out with them.

Alex: Hehe you tryin' to come onto me?

Me: Sure. Wanna date?

Alex: Fuck no! Just mess with my mind a little before you ask some richy faggot out, kay?


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