What is Leaf Fan?
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A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"
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I'm going to burn myself, pull out my fingernails, and then watch the Leafs. Oooh, how I love the delightful pain of being a Leaf Fan!!!
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