What is Leafblower?
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A derogatory term for fans of the NHL hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
You're in a bar in Toronto at the beginning of the hockey season. "Are you hearing these fucking Leafblowers? They think Toskala will win the Vezina! Goddamn Leafblowers!"
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mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.
Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
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a MAN who likes to give head because no girl would like him. i knew a boy named merhaut in san marino who liked to give head for fun because no girls would date him.
merhaut couldn't get a girlfriend for his life so he pursued the career of a leafblower.
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Where you squat over a chicks face and fart, and all the little flecks of shit and toilet paper smack her real good.
So i layed her on the bed, told her to close her eyes, and then i leafblowed all over her!
