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to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve
to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank..
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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop..
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Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.
Joel felt such pea..