Leamington Spa

What is Leamington Spa?

1.

Small town in the West Midlands, near to Coventry.

Known for.... well, fuck all actually.

Large and growing contingent of yuppies. Has a sizable student population.

One Underage Birmingham Kid to Another: Hey dude! Why don't we go drinking in Leam?? They NEVER ID us there.

2.

Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.

Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.

Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.

American Tourist 1: How about we go to Leamington Spa for the day?

American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!

Local Kid 1: How about we do something?

Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we loiter round Burger King?

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