Lean Queersine

What is Lean Queersine?


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a parody of the Stouffer's Lean Cuisine line of frozen dinners.

it turns out that a lot of gay men eat lean cuisines. queer culture tends to be very youth and looks oriented, so many gay men end up feeling very image-conscious or even body-dysmorphic.

i arrive at work and open the freezer to stow my daily box of ice cream drumsticks. i spot a Lean Cuisine dinner that is in my sweet spot on top of the ice cube trays. I suspect it belongs to my hunky coworker. i yell, "Hey Scott - is that your Lean Queersine in there on top of the ice cube trays?"

See lean, frozen, dinner, gay


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