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A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.
Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a sal..
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The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.
Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?
Friend 2: My mouth is dry after c..
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The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it.
"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" =..