Learn

What is Learn?


1.

To learn is to acquire knowledge of a chosen area of study. IT IS NOT TO TEACH SOMEONE SOMETHING! The learner is taught not learned.

karate kid learns how to fight, the master teaches

See learner, teach, taught, woop

2.

To eat or ingest. From ancient Welsh "lddrwn" meaning "to swallow".

Man, I'm hungry, let's learn.

I learned four hamburgers yesterday; afterwards I felt like an Artur.

3.

A meaningless task.

"I gotta go to school and learn today..."

See learn, learned, school, schooled, schooling, education, teach, educate, study, teaching

4.

To persuade someone to your way of thinking via violent means.

"I'll learn you good!" (Followed by a slap)

5.

The universal verb for the idiot. Generally used in the presence of other idiots to avoid confusion with the more intelligent croud. Learn can be used in place of almost any verb.

Hey, learn me that last piece of pizza.

Could you take my keys and learn my car some on?

Let me learn my shoes away.

See verb, idiot, use, all

6.

To teach someone something.

I'll Learn you how to code c++!


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