What is Leather Dick?
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A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.
Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.
Random Words:
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When you're coming up on a yellow light so you hit the gas and fly past before it turns red.
Dude 1 speeds up.
Dude 2: "Hey ..
