What is Leather Muppet?
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A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.
A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.
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The practice of leaving the country for the explicit purpose of engaging in sex.
"We're headed to Costa Rica because we heard..
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when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban
"Sara called me a terror..
