What is Leather Puke?
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When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".
neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.
Bob: I know right, I just bought it.
neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?
Bob: Go ahead.
*10 seconds later*
Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!
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take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it
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any unidentified muck, filth, or food residue.
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