Leather Puke

What is Leather Puke?


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When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".

neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.

Bob: I know right, I just bought it.

neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?

Bob: Go ahead.

*10 seconds later*

Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!

See leather, puke, new, car, smell, vomit, barf, throw, up


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