Leatherhead

What is Leatherhead?


1.

a circumcised penis, not always jewish. often an NHS shoddy/botched effort. The total removal of the foreskin has left the owner of said porksword with minimal sensation to the touch and the repeated abuse of it being ragged against the inside of his boxershorts has left it with a leathery texture.

you know the fact you're still a virgin... does it not worry you that you are gonna shoot too soon when you lose it?

"nah mate, ive got a leatherhead, i could literally slam my cock in a window and not feel it. quick gunning is not an issue."

See leather head, circumcision, circumcised, nightmare, cock, penile

2.

n. An unwanted person, usually overly high or drunk. buzzkill

Dylan (very drunk): Hey guys! Wassssuuuup!? (attempts a high five and trips.

Nick: Get outta here leatherhead.

See buzzkill, lame, downer, idiot

3.

A dulltown in Surrey, England that is stuck in the 1980's. Voted UK's worst high street due to the fact that most businesses moved out after it became apparent that nobody had any desire to visit the town for shopping. A pedestrianised high street and overpriced parking are the effective deterrents discouraging anyone thinking about visiting.

Highlights include the stamp sized Leatherhead Museum, home to an 'interesting' collection of lanterns and the filthy leisure centre.

Leatherhead is the worst town in England, fact.

See town, surrey, crap, worst, street

4.

is a city located in surrey which has the shitest high street and has nothing to offer apart from chavs and pikies.

don't go to leatherhead

See surrey, epsom, guilford, kingston, wales


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