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masturbation (the "special moment" is of course when you have the orgasm)
before I go to bed, I usually have a pee and a spec..
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A mexicankitchen appliance.
Can you hand me that fusiopedro?
See mexican, kitchen, cooking, fork..
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A girl who thinks she isn't as hot as she actually is.
Girl- My pictures are ugly.
Guy- No you look cute.
Girl- No way I am gros..