Leaving The Stadium

What is Leaving The Stadium?


1.

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

See peacing out, ditching


83

Random Words:

1. 1. Any laugh sounding like a mixture of Eddie Murphy, a harp seal, and the horn of an '89 Volvo. 2. A laugh so deep, rich, and lou..
1. A car with two long front doors, and two short back doors, with no pillar in between. These cars have 4-door usefulness with 2-door loo..
1. a sect of humans native to the sixth floor; this species is known for their grossly gigantic testicles, lack of work ethic and foul odor..