What is Lebanon High School?
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Lebanon High School is in a city near Dayton Ohio where all the poor, inbreds live. Lebanon has three gas stations and a public pool and a shitty baseball team. The students at Lebanon High School are a bunch of Chew-Chomping, wife-beating pansies. The majority of the students that go to Lebanon get zeros on their SATs even though you get 600 points just for signing their names. Lebanon is ranked 3rd in the state for most rape charges in a single day followed by 6th most battery charges in the county. Many local schools complain about their loud and obnoxious Geo's and WAL-Mart brand spinners with just three spinners instead of the four. Lebanon students tend to vandalize cars of their opposing schools. They listen to annoying trailor trash music with their favorite hit single "The Wheels on my House go Round and Round." The Abercromie and Hollister of Lebanon is the local GoodWill store. The usual appearel of Lebanon students includes high top steel toe boots and shit stained overalls. Sometimes with an added bonus of a their prized possesion of a "Brokeback Mountain" cowboy hat. The girls brag about their knockoff plastic designer handbags. Girls wear loose clothing to cover up their pregnant stomachs. In fact Lebanon has the highest teen pregnancy and abortion rating in the state of Ohio. A popular hang out is on their front porches and their idea of a good time is spitting dip into water bottles speaking as if they were from the deep south.
Lebanon High School student: "y'all better *spit* cut the grayss! I caint see muh Geo! *spit*"
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