Lecturer

What is Lecturer?


1.

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:

- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used

- a quick nap

- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.

"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."

"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"

"Dr D, talking on female rights"

"Nap time it is!"

See lecture, teacher, university, bordom, tutor, professor, nap


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