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When a girl is horny to the point where here panties are soaked.
Guy 1:Dude! Elise totally had some slimey knickers today in P.E.
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..