Lee Evans

What is Lee Evans?


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The funniest man alive... peter kay only comes close to the lughs this man creates.

"so u ask yourself, why did I coem in here?" "why are u asking you? you dont fucking know!!"

"look at the sweat, its runnin off me! I need a fuckin wet suit!!"


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