What is Leetsaber?
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It is the totally badass version of a lightsaber. It has a white blade, it is double ended but can also have one end retracted to act as a single blade. It can also be detached to act as a duel set of lightsabers. It also comes with the following add-ons:
~cigarette lighter
~cupholders
~radio/cd player with headphones
~pocket knife
~compass
~survival kit
~walkie talkie set
~pen case, including a feather pen
~ipod dock
~deck of standard playing cards
~voice changer
~change of clothes
~life vest
~condoms
~mini tv
~spare package of pizza pockets
~mini microwave for the pizza pockets :)
~pocket asian complete with bed and change of outfit
~pokemon blue version
~wi/fi connections
~camouflage capabilites
All that, concealed in the handle. Yeah. Damn strait. ^_^
IN THE MOVIES:
At the end of the final battle scene in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Anakin jumps over Obi-Wan. It is here that Obi-Wan whips out his leetsaber for a quick slash, cutting of both of Anakin's legs. It may look like a regular lightsaber, but it happens so fast you can't really tell. It is not known whether the camouflage capabilites where in use during this time, however it would make it's rarety in the the movies logical. It is also believed that when Anakin kills Count Dooku at the start of the movie, he uses the force to take Obi-Wan's leetsaber rather than his lightsaber. Obi-Wan would have killed Darth Vader in Star Wars: A New Hope, but he forgot to recharge the leetsaber's backup battery source, which is why his short circuited and led to his demize. Obi-Wan is the only Jedi in existance proven to have used a leetsaber, although it is believed that a great ansestor of Mace Windu's may have also had one back in the days of the founding of the Jedi Counsel. Since Yoda is so fucking old, he was around then too. :)
Can be written as: leetsaber or commonly when referring to its sheer badassness, LEETSABERZ.
Example: Obi-Wan crippled Anakin with his leetsaber.
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