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To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that..
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When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.
"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin&apo..
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1. Sexual attraction to ghosts.
2. Engaging in sexual activity with a ghost.
Tom is known to have had some spectrophilia in the past.
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