Left 4 Dead Edit Meaning

1.

A game in which you and 3 friends can scream angrily at eachother while having mosh pits of zombies bite your faces. The AI Director can magically spawn thousands of zombies on you by using his magical control panel. He generally keeps it set on butt rape without lube.

Player1: I owned that witch!

Director: Let's drop 4 tanks on him...

Left 4 Dead

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2.

The most anticipated horror game of 2008.

Left 4 Dead is like Counter Strike Source Zombie Mod Escape on roids.

See left 4 dead, l4d, horror, survival, zombie, escape

3.

Valve's latest installment, a zombie-fest based on the source engine.

Looks like possibly the greatest multiplayer action that we, as mortals, shall encounter.

It features whats called the "AI Director", which spawns the infected/zombies from different points on the map every time the game is played.

Many claim this game is actually sex in its video game form.

Left 4 Dead Dude 1: wtf that fat shit just threw up on me. thats fucking disgusting.

Left 4 Dead Dude 2: should of been watching your back noob.

See left 4 dead, valve, source, zombies, infected, apocalypse, game, video game, multiplayer

4.

You and 3 other people fight off a zombie horde and try to make your way to safety. The zombies are like speedy Gonzales, but faster, so you'll probably die, very quick. You have to survive different places such as a hospital, farm, apartment building, subway, street and a airfield. yeah, left 4 dead has you kill zombies in a airfield. badass. Something also worth mentioning Is that Left 4 Dead has some tricky ninja-like bastard called the "A.I. Director" who watches your every move and decides whether and when you should die. You cannot kill the A.I. director, he's like a god or something. The A.I. Director spawns the zombies based on where you are, It's never the same. So If your getting a drink, or something, that prick will kill you off for shits and giggles. There Is also boss infected In the game, Such as The boomer, He's a fatass and likes to vomit on people. He also explodes, watch out for that. The Tank, imagine a army tank that grew arms and legs and tried to kill you and stuff... actually, that's pretty awesome when you think about It. The witch, She's a bitch. The hunter, He chills like a cool dude then leaps nine-thousand feet into the airs and land on you and after that follows a bunch of scratching or something that apparently Is very deadly as a billion gallons of blood splatters everywhere. The smoker, he has a quadtrillionbillionzilliongogzillfillion foot long tongue that grabs you. If you kill him he turns into a bunch of smoke... I'm done typing.

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5.

In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.

LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE

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Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!

Louis: Get these vampires offa me!

Bill: They're zombies moron.

Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

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6.

The Best game. Ever!

Zoey:Yo, you just see me kill that witch with my pistol?

Lois: No, but Left 4 Dead is the best game ever!

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7.

A First person shooter game where you and 3 other people can play as survivors or infected

Survivors:

Louis

Francis

Bill

Zoey

There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.

Infected:

Hunter-An infected that can jump really high

Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.

Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed

Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.

Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.

You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.

As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.

To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.

In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.

*horde coming*

Players: Shit.

Left 4 Dead

See francis, louis, zoey, bill, zombies, tank, witch