What is Left Hand?
1.
Its a hand, and, its the left one..
smack you up with my LEFT hand.
Lets shake left hands.
2.
The hand opposite your right. See also:the other girlfriend
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
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3.
The hand indians use to wipe their ass.
Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!
Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-
Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!
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