Left Hand Edit Meaning

1.

Its a hand, and, its the left one..

smack you up with my LEFT hand.

Lets shake left hands.

2.

The hand opposite your right. See also:the other girlfriend

My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.

See Hasenpfeffer

3.

The hand indians use to wipe their ass.

Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!

Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-

Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!

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