Left Hand Mousing

What is Left Hand Mousing?

the act of masturbating while using the computer.

i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"

bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

See jerkin, whackin, beatin, jackin, tuggin

Killed

1. The expression used when someone is severly beaten in an argument (thus silencing them), inadvertantly embarrasses themselves, is made a..

Newbie N00b

1. Anyone who plays the sport of paintball using a plastic gun, namely, anything made by Brass Eagle. That God-damn newbie broke his barre..

Opium Den

1. An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Left Hand Mousing Edit Meaning