Left Hand Mousing

What is Left Hand Mousing?

the act of masturbating while using the computer.

i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"

bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

See jerkin, whackin, beatin, jackin, tuggin

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