Left Hand Mousing

What is Left Hand Mousing?

the act of masturbating while using the computer.

i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"

bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

See jerkin, whackin, beatin, jackin, tuggin

Motn

1. A chatspeak acronym meaning 'milk out the nose', referring to the occurrence of the milk you're milk coming out your nose..

Zombotomy

1. The process or action of having ones brain comsumed by a zombie. We had to flee the infestation, else we'd all be zombotomy victim..

W00tw00t

1. Statement made by a g33kwho is really excited or thrilled. So thrilled that one w00t simply isn't enough. Uber w00tw00t! See w00t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Left Hand Mousing Edit Meaning