Left Hand Mousing

What is Left Hand Mousing?

the act of masturbating while using the computer.

i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"

bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

See jerkin, whackin, beatin, jackin, tuggin

Vomis

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You Can't Make Chicken Salad Out Of Chicken Shit

1. You can't make something from anything. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit. See you, can't, make, chicken..

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1. something to say while putting your hand in someone's face. Oh man, you. See :)..

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