What is Left Handed Doflinky?
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a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.
clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.
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noticibly a cop or anyone who is fat
detective rodgers goes to dunkin donuts everday. he is such a doughnut nazi.. 
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a synonym for taking a shit, etc.  Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
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