Leftarded

What is Leftarded?


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Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

See southpaw, ambidexterous, retarded, retard, slow


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