Leftector

What is Leftector?


1.

Any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).

Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.

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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".

If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.

Then ask the second question: "Why?"

If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.

If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.

See leftist, communist, champagne socialist, lazy ass, whiner


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