Left-handed

What is Left-handed?


1.

to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"

I payed for this gum, but i left-handed the juice.

See crime, steal, evade, sneaky

2.

Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.

"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."

"Left-handed is like being ass handed."

"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"


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