What is Left-handed Cheese Straightener?

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1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlinin a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.

Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?

Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!

See left, left-handed, cheese, carlin, america
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