What is Left-handed Cheese Straightener?


1.

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlinin a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.

Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?

Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!

See left, left-handed, cheese, carlin, america


72

Random Words:

1. to take a very large, wide, chunky poop after days of constipation. "Man I feel so much better after taking that trunty today. It..
1. Simply put, an idiot. Someone who does or has done something very stupid. Dave! Stop eating the breadbin, you twazok...
1. A descendant of great gods, born for one purpose, to fornicate with all females and create a super race. The men that bear this name ar..