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When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.
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Long and shaggy hairstyle reminiscent of circa 1970's kung-fu movies. Noteable examples include Jacky Chan in his earlier films and..
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The greatest way someone can die.
Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.
or
2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.
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