Leftover Mayonnaise

What is Leftover Mayonnaise?

When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.

Male: Mmm...

Female: What the...

*Slap!!!*

Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!

See leftover, mayonnaise, sex, slap, left, over

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