Leg Humper

What is Leg Humper?


1.

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

2.

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."

"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

See sycophant, ass kisser, arse licker


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