Leg Monkey

What is Leg Monkey?

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

See rugrat, sprog, child, offspring

Viktors

1. Person who refuses to consume any large amount of alcohol, but still pretends to be drunk to get stupid sluts to hook up with him. Sma..

Reuneral

1. When the family gets together for a funeral, but go mostly so that they can socialize with extended family. Most families have reunions..

A. Johnson

1. When a guy ejaculates on a womans face Hey did you give her an a. johnson? See skeet, ejaculate, johnson, cum, facial, Ator..

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