Leg Monkey

What is Leg Monkey?

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

See rugrat, sprog, child, offspring

Dingdonger

1. An erect penis. ''Look, he's got a dingdonger! See dick, erection, boner, dingdong..

Umption

1. Motivaton to do something, or driveing force. I don't have the umption to do that. See motivation, drive, umph, force..

Itchbag

1. An irritating, annoying and/or nagging person (esp. woman). That freakin' itchbag wouldn't shut the hell up and leave me alon..

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