Leg Monkey

What is Leg Monkey?

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

See rugrat, sprog, child, offspring

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