Leg Monkey

What is Leg Monkey?

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

See rugrat, sprog, child, offspring

Bristol'd

1. Proper fucked, like Bristol Palin. I bristol'd that chick at the club last night. See screwed, used, fucked, pregnant..

Knicker Sausages

1. In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps her skirt was so short you could see her kni..

Crub

1. The natural enemy of a v-dub, usually found in groups with brick and fence. My girl was driving my gti and she crubbed up my bbs rims. ..

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