Leg Monkey

What is Leg Monkey?

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

See rugrat, sprog, child, offspring

Dong Merchant

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Zonquist

1. When one team totally smacks around another for a win. Man they had their asses handed to them, I have never seen such a zonquist...

Zoaw

1. To have sex, to fuck something or someone Tell zack i zoawed his mom last night! See sex, fuck, screw, have sex..

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