Legal

What is Legal?


1.

Referring to the age at which a young woman's assets are tappable by law.

Damn, it's about time the Olsen twins became legal.

See Bernie

2.

Didn't get caught by the cops.

Dude, I've done this a thousand times, it's totally legal.

See kim

3.

Somethin reefer should be.

Legalize it!

4.

Allowed within the confines of the law, sometimes regardless of ethics or morals.

Because of their tight grip on politicians, big corporations influence legistlation and are allowed to behave in ways that are not legal for ordinary citizens.

5.

A) If a girl is above the age of consent she is legal. In New York a girl is legal if shes 17 or older.

B) Not against the law, an act your allowed to do

A) guy1: "damn she's hot, i'd tap that"

guy2: "dude there's no way she's legal"

guy1: "Fucking jail bait"

B) Sometimes its legal to kill someone...sweet

6.

Shit you can do without being thrown in jail

"Apparently ass rapeis not legal"

7.

A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".

See attorney, legislator, and conflict of interest.


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