Legal Rectologist

What is Legal Rectologist?

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

See lawyer, rectology, attorney, judge

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